Subject: Whe're y'all from...Sam?? Author: wabiker : member since January, 2006 : 710 posts Posted on: 2008-05-05 16:00:18

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled
across three entire seats
in the posh Amarillo Theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this,
he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient:
"Sir, if you don't get up from there
I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle,
and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly
to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police.
The Texas Ranger surveyed
the situation briefly then asked,
"All right buddy what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where y'all from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice,
and without moving a muscle,
Sam replied," the balcony."

Giving up the Ghost Sale:

1981 733i 3.2L(type 81)
Build date 6/81
L-Jet Ignition
5 spd (Getrag 265)
143K

1985 745 Euro
Motronic Ignition
Auto
150K

Both cars plus all the Parts, Pieces, Books, Repair Manuals Ive acquired over the past 2+ years
Clear Titles
Both Cars operational
Not parting out.
$7000 takes it all.


The Grocery Getter

• Whe're y'all from...Sam?? - wabiker 2008-05-05 16:00:18 (93 views)