Subject: Re: OT: I am getting married next weekend, any last minute advice before take the Author: Simeon : member since January, 2004 : 1366 posts Posted on: 2008-05-03 08:00:33

Congratulations!

My advice?

#1. Keep this thought in mind...ONLY the US Government spends money faster than a new bride.

#2. Always keep $200.00 ~ $300.00 in twentys in your sock drawer for her to find. Else she'll tear the place up looking for your stash and if she finds the real stash you'll have a problem explainig where all the cash came from and what it was for.

Also...make a fuss if you discover she helped herself to your sock drawer stash...If you fail to complain that she took your money to get her nails done, the implication is that there is more money stashed somewhere else and so your failure to complain will have imperiled the rest of your hidden assets.


#3. Say goodbye to the deviant funtime activities you're used to doing. Once the 'ring is in your nose' there will be no need for her to indulge your secret dirty desires...especially the one about the two of you & that hot little number that just moved in down the street.


#4. Palm Friday is a defacto financial holiday. Get used to it. You'll be celebrating it every payday for the rest of your married life.


#5. You will eventually come to understand the meaning of the phrase 'Praying at the Pink Altar'. Anyone with 10+ years of combat..errr...Marital Bliss behind him needs no explanation.
This phenomenon is like high tide...there really is nothing you can do about it.


#6. I would be re-miss if I didn't say it...RUN!


Congratuations once again.


PS:
If my wife hadn't been stupid enough or crazy enough to marry me, I would have been jailed or killed LONG AGO. So enjoy the ride.

:-)

Cheers,

Simeon

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The Madness Continues...



Rollin Doggy Style...
If you can't eat it or screw it...Piss on it and then walk away!

• OT: I am getting married next weekend, any last minute advice before take the - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-02 20:20:33 (84 views)
  • Be glad you weren't in Louisville this weekend with the Derby and all. - davidc 2008-05-03 15:39:42 (26 views)
    • +1 on that advice - lost some sleep - but at it for 18 yrs and counting (nt) - Lurcher 2008-05-04 20:19:08 (19 views)
    • Yeah I know. Louisville is party central this weekend. Had to sit this Derby - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-03 16:14:56 (23 views)
  • Good luck, Roberto. (nt) - Ed 2008-05-03 14:52:27 (34 views)
    • Thanks Ed. (nt) - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-03 16:16:28 (25 views)
  • DUDE - I live in Louisville. Where's my invite? Bachelor party...? (nt) - Lawguy 2008-05-03 14:41:44 (34 views)
    • Get out, my parents live in Louisville. They own the Gasthaus the German - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-03 16:13:19 (23 views)
  • Congrats my friend! (nt) - trey1966 2008-05-03 11:32:08 (26 views)
    • Thank Trey, how are the mods coming along? (nt) - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-03 16:21:07 (27 views)
  • As someone who was where you are now just 4 short years ago.... - Tim G in Central NJ 2008-05-03 11:30:41 (44 views)
  • Glückwünsche und haben ein nettes Tag ! Have fun and enjoy! (nt) - Edwin 2008-05-03 10:03:37 (33 views)
    • Thanks Edwin, Life's good right now. (nt) - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-03 16:10:24 (18 views)
  • Congrats Robert - 04sshd 2008-05-03 08:02:43 (37 views)
    • thanks Colin, my sister is fine, thanks for asking. Have fun at bimmerfest (nt) - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-03 11:40:36 (24 views)
  • Re: OT: I am getting married next weekend, any last minute advice before take the - Simeon 2008-05-03 08:00:33 (56 views)
  • She has to love u.....She accepted ur other love ....ur 7!!! (nt) - snitch740i 2008-05-03 00:58:20 (22 views)
    • Ain't that the turth, sometimes I really driver her crazy with my car. god bless - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-03 00:59:31 (24 views)
  • Congrats Robert ... I know it sounds corney but she's your best friend and best - aaron00740il 2008-05-02 23:31:06 (28 views)
    • I hear ya. BTW, your car looks fantastic. really like dem rims... (nt) - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-03 01:02:58 (29 views)
      • aww jee thanks ... I like your black/black and that refection sig rocks (nt) - aaron00740il 2008-05-03 09:56:26 (25 views)
  • You'll learn together as you go Robert. When to speak, when to listen and when - beechy 2008-05-02 23:07:04 (26 views)
    • It's been quite the learning curve, but it keeps getting better.... (nt) - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-03 16:15:55 (22 views)
  • RTFM Oh Wait they don't have a manual j/k - BJames38 2008-05-02 22:56:55 (25 views)
  • You're about to embark on an amazing journey. I've been married 17 great... - sdmike 2008-05-02 22:06:42 (30 views)
  • All I can say is Good luck Robert..... as for me? - larryd740il 2008-05-02 22:04:57 (35 views)
  • after 25yrs of marriage all i can say is - paprmkr 2008-05-02 21:37:03 (35 views)
  • After 29 years of marriage... - inconsistent 2008-05-02 20:45:56 (65 views)
    • Great advise. Spoken like a great husband. (nt) - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-02 21:06:47 (26 views)
  • Oh no, not another one biting the dust! - bpddaddy 2008-05-02 20:25:56 (46 views)
    • Thanks, I know it will be a great journy and not always easy, but worth it in - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-02 21:07:59 (19 views)
  • A pre-nup re the E38? - farnarkler 2008-05-02 20:24:00 (32 views)
    • I joked around with her about that, she said half of nothing is still nothing. - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-02 21:09:45 (22 views)
      • LOL! Exactly!! Good one.....! :) (nt) - Tim G in Central NJ 2008-05-03 11:05:45 (23 views)
  • Robert!! Congratulations!!! - IBHenry 2008-05-02 20:23:09 (23 views)
    • Thanks Henry. I am affraid I won't want to come back.. I can't wait (nt) - rg0115 (Robert G) 2008-05-02 21:10:38 (25 views)