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Subject: Leather Bodice, black Stockings and Underwear
Author: wabiker : member since January, 2006 : 710 posts
Posted on: 2008-04-28 23:05:40

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me in a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said "You are the woman of my life. I love You". Then we made love all night long".

The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night".

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said:
"What's for dinner, Batman?"

Giving up the Ghost Sale:

1981 733i 3.2L(type 81)
Build date 6/81
L-Jet Ignition
5 spd (Getrag 265)
143K

1985 745 Euro
Motronic Ignition
Auto
150K

Both cars plus all the Parts, Pieces, Books, Repair Manuals Ive acquired over the past 2+ years
Clear Titles
Both Cars operational
Not parting out.
$7000 takes it all.


The Grocery Getter



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